does anyone else ever get so worried furr another purrson that they literally get sick and can’t function bc that me and I’m scared
I PUT BLUSH ON HER SHES AN ANGEL HOLY SHIT
i’m that dad who wants to start a garage band with all the other dads in the neighborhood but my wife wont let me
Fionna and Cake school AU yay~
Also crappy little bonus comic because gumball
Today one of my friends was dress coded for her bra strap showing and so she wrote on the gym shirt that they gave her. It reads “Dress Code: promotes the objectification and sexualization of young bodies, blames the wearer for the onlooker’s perceptions/actions, perpetuates rape culture, and is bullshit” On the back she wrote “You can’t shame me for something I’m not ashamed for”. It was really cool seeing all of the people’s reactions who saw it and I thought what she did was pretty cool.
YES YOUNG WOMEN STANDING UP FOR THEMSELVES
humans are kinda cute we pass stories down generations to instill a sense of wonder in people we’ll never know and we have little bells on our houses to tell each other that we’ve arrived and we shiver when we get cold and we have an endless amount of curiosity and if the night sky is clear our first instinct is to look up at the stars and think about going on big adventures
that feeling when you are upset and feeling awful about yourself but the only friend you can talk to about it is really excited or happy and you dont want to hurt their good mood
The fact that he got his actual mom to do this is funny as hell.
Last night, things got steamy in the booth when Sandra told Jeremy she thinks he is hawt with a capital H. Unfortunately, they were seated on opposite sides and couldn’t get closer. Later on, Alan and Lance went head to head in an elimination challenge, but both failed to eat 3,000 pancake puppies in under 30 seconds. Barry was plagued with an itch he couldn’t scratch, which took up a good 10 minutes. And finally, the episode’s safety rose was given to Kathy, making her safe from elimination. She was then swiftly eliminated. Shannon laughed.
Tune in next time for more YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE BOOTH?
I see your shifting gaze, that disgusted glance. I know you’re questioning my parenting from across the elementary school assembly.
Let me tell you a little story about the kindergarten student with bright purple hair, my little Raven Marie…
A month before school started she decided to play hair stylist with the craft scissors, and to save what was left I had to opt for a pixie cut. She was absolutely devastated. It was about three hours before she stopped her harsh sobbing and hiccups.
She has thought that the length of a girls hair was what made her “girly”. I know I’ve personally had many hairstyles around her before, including a purple mohawk, which many people criticized as not being “girly” enough. Media, other children, other parents, and society made it worse. She would randomly burst in tears while out in public for the first week of her new style, screaming that she looked like a boy. That everyone would think she’s a boy.
At one point she took off her bow in her hair, threw it at a cashier and screamed, “I DON’T NEED THIS BOW TO TELL YOU THAT I’M NOT A BOY, BECAUSE I’M NOT”
Proudly stomping away in her blue jean overalls, head held high.
Once we edged closer to the first day of school she kept asking questions like, “Do you think the other kids will like me? Do you think they’ll be my friend? Will they think I’m a boy? Will they pick on me because I have boy hair?”
So I went to the grocery store, bought some dye, and spent the whole night transforming my bright blonde little girl into a plum punk rock fairy. I then assured her that if any of the kids didn’t like her, they were just jealous.
As for you, mothers and teachers with the wandering eyes filled with disgust and judgement, I’m in the business of raising a free spirit.
Here’s to you, Raven Marie. I love you.
Look at how fucking adorable that kid is holy fucking shit