Please pick only one post type!!

turnedblueintime:

gnarly:

took me a while to decide if i should reblog this

it took me like half a second. 

boyprincessmanic:

REASONS TO LOVE PROFESSOR MINERVA MCGONAGALL

dreamingofsomewherefaraway:

poetrymafia:

prokopetz:

dynastylnoire:

chellzisyeezus:

omomnom:

Toasted Marshmallow Chocolate Mousse

My legs got a little weak

Listen, I keep telling y’all to tag your freaking porn

It offends me to my soul when folks post stuff like this and don’t include the recipe.

And here it is

Thank you. Thank you.

mintykat:

High Lace-up Platform Boots from Hipster Space

use the code ‘tops' for a special discount!

track name: The REAL way to pronounce "uwu"
play count: 1030

ginhigh:

this is my favourite vine tbh

thepunkrocker:

thescentofsouls:

I’ll respect your opinion as long as your opinion doesn’t disrespect my existence.

THIS PHRASE SHOULD BE WRITTEN EVERYWHERE AROUND THE WORLD.

artist-chan:

optimussentinel:

ur-supposed-to-say-jerk:

thepizzakitty:

i hate pants that make it look like i have a boner when i sit but then i remember im a girl but i still worry that somebody will think i have a boner

SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS

Do… Girls really worry about this?

yes

2am-poetry:

chocolvatefrosting:

sandandglass:

Daily Show correspondent Michael Che tries to find a safe place to report from.

Shots fired

Dead

adrians1:

adrians1:

this is just a short video of me trying to escape the auto face detection and zoom of my webcam which is IMPOSSIBLE FUCK U BILL GATES

oh no it’s back

chelsdamelsp:

snorlaxatives:

when people don’t realize that i’m being sarcastic 

image

What on earth where do these gifs even come from

harusochinchin:

i was trying to type sherlock btu i typed shreklock 

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thecatbureau:

The Rain Room is a 100 square metre field of falling water which visitors are invited to walk into. Sensors detect where visitors are standing, and the rain stops around them, giving them an experience of how it might feel to control the rain.

[x]

It’s all neat and artsy until the line is five hours long for 10 minutes of drizzling.

track name: isn't the moon beautiful
artist: lily sevin
album: isn't the moon beautiful
play count: 23757

seven-lilies:

isn’t the moon beautiful (a welcome to night vale fansong) - lily sevin

sorry i haven’t been posting much music lately, i’m hard at work on my upcoming EP! but over the summer i became super addicted to wtnv and this just happened haha

it’s really simple and lazy i’m sorry………….

download on tindeck!

more songs here!

and now, the weather:

we the people of this lovely little town
send our thanks daily to the icons in their soft meat crowns
and see none hear none lest the secret police strike us down
and goodness isn’t the moon beautiful
and goodness isn’t the moon beautiful

the sunsets echoes over hills of brush and sand
as children frolic across the vastness of the scrublands
and the floating lights drive responsibly so they must be our friends
and goodness isn’t the moon beautiful
and goodness isn’t the moon beautiful

voices in lane five cry out for war
you shouldn’t talk to telly anymore
and we have a dog park, but it’s not for dogs so what’s it for
and goodness isn’t the void beautiful
and goodness isn’t the void beautiful
and goodness isn’t the void beautiful

we the people of this lovely little town
wish to someday achieve the rank of eternal scout
look to the sky to find what everyone’s screaming about
helicopter blades and demonic weeping seem to drown them out
but through the chaos all we really want is to shout
goodness isn’t the moon beautiful

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