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“women are weaklings!”
i’m strong enough to carry
your corpse to the woods
this haiku is my favorite haiku
Two bald eagles in air battle crash-land at airport
Dude these two eagles were fighting mid-air and got stuck. They crash landed at an airport and both survived.
How hardcore is that? Look at their faces tho.
Its like “I swear to GAWD Jerry”
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why not… just have them on legs in the first place then?
Don’t be ridiculous, that would look silly.
ITS LIKE HE CAN’T EVEN BELIEVE HOW MUCH SCIENCE IS HAPPENING
I REMEMBER THIS EPISODE
kanaya likes to match her dress with your blog (◡‿◡✿)
i found out this was easier uploading the images instead of having them in a text post woops
James: Heyyy bff you should totally be our secret keeper yeah??
Sirius: Nah dude. My animagus form, the reflection of my innermost soul, is a dog, the most loyal animal ever. You should probably go with guy who turns into a rat instead, the universal symbol for betrayal.
James: Ahh yeah dude you're right omg kay cool thanks bro
Okay tumblr real talk here for a second. You know how the Leprechauns have charms instead of quadrants?
WHY THE HELL HAVE WE NOT CALLED THEM FUCKY CHARMS YET?
OH MY GOD LIZ
“from failing, you learn. from success, not so much.”
I am going to say this again: YOU NEED TO WATCH MEET THE ROBINSONS IT IS THE MOST UNFAIRLY NEGLECTED MOVIE DISNEY EVER MADE
I love this movie so much… ;-;
//Why can’t teachers and parents be like this?
Like, when you fuck something up, instead of being like:
I’M SO ASHAMED OF YOU! GO SLEEP IN THE YARD!
Could they instead be like:
WOW! YOU FAILED! LOOK AT HOW MUCH BETTER YOU’RE GOING TO BE IN THE FUTURE!
Because, that’s how I’m gonna be as a parent.This is legit my favorite Disney movie
